It's tough to be a Dark Lord on Christmas.

[sgt_majorette]

If you haven't got a penny, a ha-penny will do:

The Panhandler Formerly Known as Voldemort finds out that the whole Evil Overlord thing is so over. The other big dollies wouldn't talk to him since he came out of the cauldron without shoes; the mean Barbies took his robe and his cloak, so he's reduced to begging for spare change.

Hosteen Yazzie isn't having any. "Jo-kayed-goh chay-da-gahi ba-ah-hot-gli!" he says sternly, and it just so happens we have a tank handy.